friday funnies

I didn't make it to a haunted house this year, but I was happy to see that Funny or Die posted some giggle-worthy pictures of what I probably would have looked like. 

Jumping out of your skin can be quite fun. I've had some pretty memorable moments at haunted houses. Like the time I was running from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre murderer and spilled the contents of my purse everywhere. I bawled my eyes out while I scrambled to get my stuff back in my bag with that awful chainsaw noise right behind me. Once, I was asked for my number by a zombie once. Of course I jumped on that opportunity. Another time, I definitely punched one of the characters. It was a defensive reflex!